Squirt Bible

We talked vaginas last night, so it’s time to give attention to our glorious penises. The famous YouTuber, entertainer, and comedian Joe Santagato shares 6 things you probably didn’t know about dicks.

#1 You can deadlift with your dong.

For those of you, who don’t know what deadlifting is, it’s picking up a bunch of weight. So, they are saying that you can pick up a bunch of weight with your dick. Joe discusses this with humorous disbelief, but he provides us with an excerpt of a clip where a man actually deadlifts another human with his penis. Check out the video below, if you want to see a wonder, and get a laugh or two.

#2 Ballbusting.

Ballbusting is a fetish in which men enjoy when women kick them in the testicles. I’ve been aware of people getting off on genital pain, but I had no idea this fetish was so popular. Ballbusting does not only mean “kicking” men in the balls. It’s a practice where his testicles are kicked, slapped, squeezed, kneed, flicked or basically anything that will cause pain to his nuts, because that would give him pleasure. Hey, no judgement. If this is what you are into, let your freaky show, man! We are living in a free world.

#3 Fetuses get erections.

According to Ultrasound in Obstetrics and Gynecology, male fetuses can have an erection around 16 weeks gestation. There are ultrasound scans to prove it, and the phenomenon of fetal erection has been recognized for some two decades now. Oh, the things babies do in the womb! Trippy, eh?

#4 Orgasms.

The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. The average female orgasm lasts 23 seconds. Unfair would be the word for this, wouldn’t you agree? Joe jokes about how the male orgasm is as long as a vine video, while the female orgasm is around half a minute. All joking aside, there is actually a technique where you can control your orgasm and experience it for a longer time.

#5 Penises can break.

There are not actually bones in your boner, so it’s not the same injury as, for example, breaking your arm. The condition is known as penile fracture, and it occurs when your erect penis sustains some kind of force. Go easy on ballbusting, if you are into it, gentlemen! What happens if you get a penile fracture? Do you get to wear a dick cast?

#6 Size.

A man’s penis can shrink up to 2 centimeters if he doesn’t get a regular erection. Well, now you know that jerking off has actually paid off! If you don’t use it, you lose… an inch of it. Now the question is – if you masturbate regularly, why don’t you get extra centimeters on your ding-dong?

Be sure to check out the video below, and until next time, my friends!

The famous YouTuber, entertainer, and comedian Joe Santagato talks about 10 things you probably didn’t know about vaginas. If you are into women or simply fascinated by their physique, keep on reading. You’ll find quite a few interesting facts. And, if you want to have a laugh or two, check out Joe’s video below. His comedic timing and humor are sure to put you in a good mood.

#1 Nerve Endings

The clitoris contains 8000 nerve endings, while the penis only contains 4000. Just imagine how much more sensitive the sex must feel for them. Is this even fair?!

#2 Size

The average vagina is 3-4 inches and can expand by 200% when aroused. Crazy, right? And, a woman’s uterus stretches up to 500 times its normal size during labor.

#3 Squalene

Both vaginas and sharks contain the natural lubricant squalene. Squalene keeps vaginas elastic and moist.

#4 Pubic Hair

Pubic hair has a life expectancy of 3 weeks, whereas the hair on your head can live up to 7 years.

#5 Orgasms

According to the studies done by the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in California, the highest number of orgasms achieved by a woman over the course of an hour was 134. The highest number achieved by a man was 16.

#6 Self-cleaner

The vagina has a self-cleaning mechanism. Glands in the vagina produce fluid that flows out daily to help get rid of dead cells and other potentially harmful materials. The skin of the vaginal folds also have glands that produce fluid, called sebum, for added protection against infection. Neat, eh?

#7 Inner Walls

The inner walls are pleated and open like an umbrella during intercourse.

#8 Bacteria

The vagina is teeming with bacteria. Some of the good bacteria are also found in yogurt.

#9 Speculum

The speculum, a tool used by gynecologists, was used as early as 1300BC. I don’t know how in the world they were able to make that, but if you believe in ancient civilizations, this fact should not even surprise you.

#10 Sword Holder

The word vagina roughly translates as sword holder/scabbard in Latin.

Check out the video below for shits and giggles:

In this episode of alpha m. Aaron Marino talks about sex and gives top 10 tips for getting freaky. Aaron has around 3 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. He has been giving men advice professionally in regards to their image, style, and grooming for over ten years, and has been featured on numerous major networks, such as ABC, NBC, MTV, etc. If you want a good source for getting valuable advice on becoming a more confident man, check out his channel. It’s definitely worth your time.

#1 Don’t listen to morons.

Anybody who tries to make you feel ashamed of your body, ashamed of sex, ashamed of the fact that you want sex, are to be avoided at all costs! You don’t want to surround yourself with people that might damage your self-esteem. Wanting sex is natural. Nobody has a right to tell you with whom you want to get naughty… well, as long as you are not into animals or minors because those are SERIOUS no-nos! Other than that, go forth and fornicate, gentlemen!

#2 Explore your sexuality.

Figure out what you like and what you don’t like. And, don’t feel bad or ashamed about expressing your desires to your lover. Moreover, it’s good to know that sexual orientation can be fluid in some, so keep an open mind to things and explore. Give your body what it wants, as long as you are not harming anyone. Embrace your inner freak, and have fun with it.

#3 Don’t be ashamed of waiting.

It’s okay to wait for the right person and the right time. The first time is indeed sacred and special, so be sure the person you are giving your virginity to is deserving of it.

#4 Be safe.

This can never be stressed enough. Make sure you always protect yourself. There are a lot of STDs out there, some of which can be cured, while others are capable of killing you. So, no matter how horny you might be for someone, if there’s no condom around, keep it in!

#5 Don’t be a slut.

Banging a bunch of chicks does not make you a stud. It makes you a slut. Things have gotten way out of hand with Tinder and similar dating apps. Casual sex is not something to pursue to feel good about yourself. Don’t feel you need to compete with anybody.

#6 Sex is best with somebody you care about.

This is self-explanatory, so let’s go straight to…

#7 Respect yourself.

Don’t do things that are going to get you in trouble. If there is something that you don’t feel like doing, don’t do it! Don’t let anybody pressure you into anything. Respect yourself enough not to have sex, if at that moment it does not feel right in your heart.

#8 Explore your body.

Do you like bondage? Go ahead! Do you want to be the one tied or the one giving the spanking? By all means, have fun with it. Just make sure you and the other person are both into it before you get freaky.

#9 Have fun and keep it fresh.

Routine is the biggest killer of sex. Don’t have like certain days set for love-making. That just takes all the fun and excitement out of the act. She wants you to be spontaneous, she wants you to be naughty, she wants you to be passionate!

#10 Understand that pornography is not reality.

And, if you want to explore more of your freaky side, you can go to www.adameve.com and use Aaron’s discount code, found in his video below.

Have fun experimenting, my friends, and until next time!

Let’s get a little cerebral in here, and talk about sexting. As Adina Rivers likes to call it – a foreplay before the actual foreplay. A little recap on Adina; she is the founder of MyTinySecrets – a renowned channel on YouTube that gives advice on sex, love and life. She has almost one million subscribers, so clearly her content is highly appreciated and sought after. Now that we have that out of the way, let’s get back to the guide for naughty texts.

As you might already know, the brain is our largest erogenous zone. When you can mentally connect with your partner and turn them on from a distance, all that buildup and anticipation is going to make your sex mind-blowing once you two get under the sheets. The sexting itself can be very tantalizing if done correctly. Some like to masturbate in the process, while others simply enjoy the mental stimulation. Do whatever floats your boat. Just make sure you both are into it and getting the best out of the experience.

Start out slow.

The first tip Adina gives is to start out slow and be subtle. Don’t go straight into telling them that you want to fuck them. It does not sound appealing. Write things like “I can’t stop thinking about you. I would so love to feel your soft lips now on mine”. This gives them a hint that you are all hot and bothered, and if they reciprocate, follow up with something juicier.

Be a little bit of a tease.

Writing them things like “If only you could see what I am wearing now… it’s like a breath of nothing.” Get creative with your texts, and let your feelings take a form of words. Speak your truth and don’t get cheesy with it. Try to create some mystery. Your lover should have to use imagination to fill in some blanks.

Trigger sensual memories.

Reminding them of your sexy memories together is a good way to arouse them.

Give plenty of feedback.

Whether you like something your partner is saying or you don’t, tell them. Positive reinforcement can be just the encouragement your sexting partner needs to keep it coming.

Do a sext strip-tease.

Instead of full-on crotch shots, send them something visually suggestive. Before you send them anything, though, make sure you completely trust that person. If you do decide to send them a naked picture, the best is to not include your face. You don’t want to be one of those scary stories about leaked photos.

Don’t sext too soon.

You make yourself more mysterious and interesting, if you give your partner something to look forward to. If you are too horny, tame it down a little. You can talk naughty and flirty, but don’t get too dirty too soon. Some say don’t sext if you’ve never sexed. There might be some exceptions, but it’s important to be cautious who you share your thoughts and pictures with.

Learn how to write a sext.

Do not use emojis. If you want to sound like a sexually developed grownup, talk the talk. Keep it real. Do not say something you don’t plan to do in real life. Always stay true to your heart, body, and feelings.

Keep experimenting, my friends, and until next time!

The YouTube channel of Men’s Health magazine posts a video about the man’s guide to kinky sex, and of course, we had to check it out.

#1 Bondage

Now, you might have heard about BDSM and S&M, but note that doing bondage does not necessarily involve tying up your partner or spanking them with a paddle. I mean, you can, if you want to. But, there are numerous levels of bondage you can try. This can be done by purely taking on a submissive role while your partner is the dominant one. For more on this, check out the post about bondage for beginners.

#2 Shoes

Stilettos are known to be a symbol of feminine power. So, if you are into feminine dominance, pick out the hottest pair in her closet or better yet, get a new sexy pair for her to wear during sex.

#3 Voyeurism

This stands for seeking sexual gratification by looking at sexual acts, erotic pictures, etc. You can ask your partner if they are into watching porn with you and getting off on it. And, who knows, what will happen? It might lead to you both getting down and dirty.

#4 Butt Play

If you want to explore her backside, try positions like doggy style. And, if she is cool with it, give that booty a slap. For more about booty spanking sex, click here.

#5 Feet

Some people are into feet because attending to them is an act of humility. This can be a turn-on for some guys. If interested, offer your partner a foot massage, and once done with it, slide your hands up her legs…

#6 Exhibitionism

The risk of getting caught makes everything hotter, don’t you think? And, the idea of being seen makes her desired. Start foreplay on a cab ride home, and leave your lights on and curtains open when you get there… unless you want to get more kinky with it, but proceed at your own risk.

Have fun experimenting, my friends, and until next time!

“The Headmistress of Pleasure” as seen in Women’s Health Magazine Layla Martin talks about daily sexual self-care practice. Layla has studied sexuality at Stanford University and in Asia with Tantric masters, so her knowledge on the subject is vast and expert. She has been featured on the Huffington Post, CBS, Playboy, etc. So, what’s with the self-care?

Well, hygiene might be the number one thing that comes to your mind, and it should! But that’s for another time. In this video, Layla discusses how basic practices of giving pleasure to yourself can really help you get in tune with your body. Whether you are in a relationship or not, it’s important to give your body that which it desires. And, love has never hurt anyone.

Sexual self-practice is something you do every day or almost every day. It keeps you sexually vibrant and alive. The routine goes like this:

1) Breast / Testicle Massage

If you are the one with breasts, either in the morning or night time, give yourself a basic breast massage. You know your body the best, so you’ll know what feels good. It can last for around 30 seconds, or more, depending on your preference.

If you are the one with testicles, do the same thing to your family jewels, my man. Put some coconut oil on your palms and rub your testicles the way they want to be stroked. Touching yourself equals giving your body love, which helps you connect to yourself, so why the hell not?

2) Jade Egg Practice / Conscious Masturbation

If you are the one with the vagina, pop a jade egg inside. Jade eggs are used to clear chi pathways in the body, cultivate sex energy, and invigorate life force. You can do basic pelvic movements and squeezes with the jade egg inserted. Check out Layla’s channel for more information about these.

If you are the one with the penis, have a conscious masturbation practice. As you masturbate, involve breathing exercises. Stay present, and circulate your energy in a circuit throughout your body. Just 5 minutes a day of this can dramatically improve your sex life.

3) Ecstatic Blissful Experience

A full orgasm is amazing, of course. But, you can achieve bliss without climaxing. For women, Layla recommends 5 minutes of pussy breathing. Mouth open, breathing in and out of your pelvis and your pussy. And, either touching your hair or your body, stroking your vulva.

Pretty basic practices, but doing things like these every day is a massive game-changer. The love you give to your body is what you manifest!

Have fun experimenting, my friends, and until next time!

Did you know that not only women can have multiple orgasms? In this episode of Lovehoney Annabelle Knight gives tips on how men can enjoy multiple orgasms. So, let’s get started!

First of all, understand that climaxing and ejaculation are two separate things. You can have an orgasm without ejaculating, meaning that you can come over and over again.

It’s important that you are in good shape down there. For this, you can do exercises, such as deadlifts, hip-thrusts, squats. Lower body workouts are what you are looking for. For more tips on how to last longer in bed, check out this post.

If you have been doing kegel exercises for awhile, chances are you have already experienced a dry orgasm, and have been able to come multiple times.

Increase your stamina to increase your chances of multiple orgasms. The best and the easiest way to improve your cardiovascular capacity is to go running with interval training.

S.T.A.B.

Another technique to control your ejaculation is doing STAB, which stands for “Squeeze, Think, Avoid, Breathe.”

Squeeze your pelvic muscles.
Think of something else to distract yourself.
Avoid climaxing by changing your stroke if you are masturbating, or your position if you are having sex.
And, breathe. Control your breathing.

Do all of these at the same time, and you will be able to climax without ejaculating. And, don’t get frustrated if it does not work during the first few attempts. Remember that practice makes perfect, so the more you do it, the better you’ll get at it.

If you want to find out more about controlling your orgasms, and being able to enjoy them longer and deeper, start dabbling in tantric sex.

And, below you will find Lovehoney’s video about controlling ejaculation.

Have fun experimenting my friends, and until next time!

Are you curious about great toys for couples? There are so many of them out there, it might be difficult for you to pick one. But, worry not. In this video of Bedroom Sports we find out about top 10 sex toys for couples. They might not be for everyone, but they are worth checking out.

Spicy Dice

For those of you that are a little shy, this toy is great to get things rolling. It comes with three different dice, one with the location, one with the action, and one with the body part. Simply roll a dice and follow the instructions.

Amazing Hot Heart Massager

Who does not like a massage? This one is a heat pack that can be used for massaging your partner or even your own sore muscles. Oh, and hey, it can actually be great for her menstrual cramps too, so it should make a sweet little gift for her.

Jo Couples Gift Set

This one comes with elixirs, stimulants, lubricants and all-in-one massage glide. You can literally spend hours trying all the different liquids, and might make a great present for the newly wed.

Fifty Shades of Grey Beginners Bondage Kit

If you want to get a little kinky, try this item. This one comes with four restrains, a blindfold, and a spanking paddle. Just make sure your partner is into this type of play before you decide to purchase it.

Eve’s Vibrating Panties

Its name is self-explanatory. They are panties that vibrate. Cool, eh? They come with a wireless remote control, so you can take them anywhere and have a field day with it… except maybe the airport.

Frisky Fingers

This is a bullet vibe with a silicone case. It has the perfect texture and vibrations for clitoral stimulation. Check out this post for more information on that.

Apollo 7 Cockring

The ring provides great stimulation for him. And, it also has a bullet vibe attached to it for her clitoris, so that both of you can get more out of your steamy intercourse.

Clit Tickler Penis Extender Black

This one has a vibrating pressure-sensitive head, which adds an inch of length, and a removable bullet vibe for extra clitoral stimulation. It’s quite an intricate piece, but seems like a fun thing to try.

Rock Chick

This is one of the best dual G-spot and clitoral toys out there. It’s silent and hands-free, and the silicone is 100% phthalate free and non-toxic.

Bodywand Aqua

This toy has multiple speed and vibration settings. And, as you might have already guessed from its name, it’s water-proof. It’s not recommended to use in a bath, but it makes a fun toy in showers.

Follow the YouTube link below if you wish to purchase any of these.

Have fun experimenting, my friends, and until next time!

YouTube’s star and sex advisor Ashley Elizabeth divulges how to eat out a vagina like a pro. She gives tips for both the person who is receiving the cunnilingus and the person who is giving it. So, stick around for the advice that applies to you, dear reader.

The Receiver

Those of you with vaginas, relax. Just make sure you stay hygienic. Vagina itself self-cleans, but your vulva does not. So clean out your vulva with water or wipes that are safe to use down there. Once you get turned on, vaginas smell like sex. So, don’t be self-conscious about your pussy. The smell of sex is aphrodisiac. As long as it is a good relationship, your partner will be turned on to see you aroused.

Also, make sure you are masturbating. Get comfortable with playing with yourself to learn what you like and don’t like. Get acquainted with the anatomy down there. The better you know your body, the better you know what you enjoy. Then, when your partner is going down on you, you can guide them and let them know of your sweet spots and preferences.

The Giver

Be mindful of your stubble, if you have one. It takes around ten days for a beard to reach the level where it’s soft to the touch. Unshaved face irritates skin, and especially her privates. The best advice is to either grow your beard or keep shaving. Short facial hair hurts, and you don’t want to be giving rub burns to your woman now, would you?

Be enthusiastic. Show your partner that you are enjoying the process. A lot of women are sensitive about their vaginas, so it’s important to tell them how sexy it is and how excited you are to be eating them out. You can also say things like how good they taste and smell. Never make it look like you are doing this person a favor. You should be into it just like they should be into going down on you. It should be something that’s exciting, not a chore. You do it when you want to.

Communicate. This key point can never be stressed enough in any form of relationship. Make sure you are openly communicating about your desires. Don’t assume you know exactly what this person wants, because vaginas are different and everyone has their own likes and dislikes. Generally, it’s good to start with stimulating clitoris, but ask if you are not sure. Don’t shut down when they guide you, even if you have not asked for it. You want them telling you what they want, so that you can better understand their body and bring them to a mind-blowing orgasm.

Speaking of which, if you want them to climax, be consistent. Pay attention to her body language and vocal cues. If she is moaning and writhing in pleasure, don’t stop and don’t switch it up. Keep doing what you were doing, because if you have her moaning, clearly your techniques are working, and you ARE a pro.

Have fun experimenting, my friends, and until next time!

In this episode of BuzzFeedBlue porn stars teach couples some sex moves. It’s good to note that sex, as portrayed in porn, is not really how lovemaking is done. But, if you want to get dirty, keep on reading. The adult performers Paris Kennedy and Tommy Pistol give quite a lot of good tips on the subject.

The first position they show is the spoon. Paris tells them how she likes lifting her leg and arching into him to help with his thrusts. Then, they touch upon bondage tricks, as Paris demonstrates tying your woman’s wrists with a belt and using it as a leash to move her around. They also show how to spank her butt with light taps and where the sweet spot is located.

Eye-contact and dirty talk.

Saying things like “Oh, that’s deep, that feels good.” If you feel good, be vocal about it. You don’t have to think about the things to say, because you are just expressing what you’re feeling. You are saying the truth. You can also grab her by the hair, tilt her head, as you spank her butt.

Another tip Tommy gives is working in fingers while he is penetrating to help with the stretching. What you can also do is work her G-spot with your fingers while thrusting into her.

Now you might get excited to try a couple of these things with your partner. But, start slow, so that you know your limitations, and also make sure they are down to try something new with you.

When in bed, move around, find each other’s sensitive spots. If you feel like you’re going to come too soon, you can use the tantric orgasm-control trick, or stop and give her cunnilingus, and then go back to having sex.

The horizontal tango between you two is your fantasy. You have to be vocal and clear about your desires and preferences. Listen and respond to what your partner tells you. It all boils down to communication.

Be open, be honest, and be free.

Have fun experimenting, my friends, and until next time!